A turkey was chatting with a bull....looooooooolll

Turkey bird - 

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that  tree, "but I haven't got the energy.?

Bull replied -

Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings? They're packed with nutrients." 

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he reached  the second branch.

Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the 
tree

Soon he was spotted by a farmer who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

MORAL

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there