Why did the chicken cross the road?

 What was the reason behind the chicken's decision to cross the road?

There are many different reasons why a chicken might cross the road. individuals have free will and possesses the unique human capacity for reason

 Plato: To get to the essence of good

 

 Marx: It was historically inevitable.

 

 Machiavelli: To instill fear in other chickens

 

 Nietzsche: it wants to show its will to power

 

 Sartre: The chicken was ordered to cross the road

 

 De Beauvoir: One is not born a chicken; one becomes

 

 Samuel Beckett: Because he was tired of waiting

 

 Aristotle: it is an effort to stop being in power and start being in action. 

 

 Camus: To challenge the absurdity of the world

 

 Darwin: Because the chicken, in the evolution of species, has become an animal crossing

 

 Epicurus: To have fun

 

 Kant:  it crossed out of respect for the moral law

 

 Pyrrho: What road?

 

 Zeno of Elea: To prove that he could never reach the other side

 

 Kierkegaard: In the sorrow of his chicken condition

 

 Shakespeare: That is the question, to cross or not to cross?" 

 

 Stuart Mill: To maximize his pleasure

 

 Galilee: And yet, he crossed

 

 Heidegger: Because the chicken is the shepherd of Being

 

 Descartes: I cross, therefore I am

 

 Hegel: To realize the reason in history

 

 Spinoza: The chicken thinks he has freely crossed the road, but it ignores the causes he did so through. It did so without really understanding the reasons behind its actions.

 

 Rousseau: Because the chicken is good by nature

 

 Pascal: Because the chicken is a thinking reed

 

 Heraclitus: The chicken crossed because we never cross the same road twice

 

 Hume: For me, the chicken is a fictional idea

 

 Husserl: It is the constitution of the ego that epoche, a mutation ego-ego notwithstanding the noetic-nematic component, which is the origin of the object "road" for the subject "chicken. ( The way a chicken sees a road is changed by its thoughts and experiences. It created the idea of a road in it's mind. )

 

 Mitterrand: because The Road, it's war

 

 Confucius: Act against chicken as you would have them do to you

 

 Freud: The road is very clearly a phallic symbol; the fact of the cross reveals a profound liberation of the instincts 

 

 Leibniz: To maintain the universal harmony of the world.

 

 Voltaire: To reduce intolerance

 

 Aristotle: Because the chicken is a political animal